I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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