She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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