I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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