what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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