Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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