So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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