they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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