why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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