Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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