You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
