so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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