How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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