Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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