Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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