One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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