Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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