Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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