i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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