Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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