I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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