and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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