he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
