she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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