Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
