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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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