just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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