I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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