I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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