You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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