a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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