She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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