just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You are the jesus of drinking
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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