So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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