Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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