problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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