i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
