I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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