I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
