No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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