We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize