White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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