Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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