I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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