at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
its not stalking. its research.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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