You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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