I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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