whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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