i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
wanna go halves on a baby?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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