i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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