Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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