He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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