ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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