Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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