was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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