dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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