So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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